“The New York crew took to wearing ‘We Don’t Care How They Did It In London’ T-shirts, an idea that I loved. I was the worst offender on that score. I always always saying, ‘No, no, we didn’t do it like that…’ You don’t realise you’ve said it until you’ve said it, and there’s a sudden silence.Fool, that’s not the thing to say, I’d remind myself.You’re in someone else’s home.” - Michael Crawford, Chapter 24 of Parcel Arrived Safely: Tied With String
Diabetes here I come!
What the
god damn it
why must we play god
That’s not a chocolate bar, that’s a bloody chocolate brick
hahahahah ohmygod
WHO EVEN THINKS OF THIS?
English is a funny language
Men of Tumblr, I’m counting on you to make this one good.
I got stuck
Pansy
yep
I forgot about this, but back during Christmas Break, I put Star Trek in front of my cat to see what he would do. To my surprise, he actually did watch it. However, he only seemed mildly entertained - that is, until Scotty started talking. Then my cat actually paused the episode and stared at him. He just stared at Scotty and wouldn’t let me press play for, like, four or five minutes. After that, he watched for a while, but gradually lost interest and started dozing, only looking up when he heard Scotty’s voice.
Can someone please explain to me why my cat loves Scotty so much? Was James Doohan secretly some sort of magical cat whisperer? What is this?
oh
my
god
i think your cat has a crush
Omfg I was sitting in a room with a bunch of my aunts, uncles and cousins and my grandma had this weird smile on her face so I asked her what was up and she just looked at me and said “everyone in this house is alive thanks to my vagina”
